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GRIND YOUR MOUTH OFF

Like your life depends on it.

GET GRIND & SHUT THE FUNK UP

PUNISH PLAQUE

With a badass toothpaste for badass people. Built for the grinders, the hustlers, and anyone who refuses to let bad breath ruin their game.

Don't Blame Red Onion

Don't Blame Garlic

Don't Blame Tuna

Don't Blame Protein Shakes

Don't Blame Coffee

Don't Blame Alcohol

Don't Blame Soda

Don't Blame Chili

Don't Blame Curry

Don't Blame Cheese

GRIND THRU ANYTHING

Let’s get one thing straight—your breath is a crime scene. Your dentist is too polite to say it, but we’re not. This is on you. Don’t blame the tacos. Don’t blame the coffee. Don’t blame your sad, lazy excuses. Blame yourself. Own it. Then fix it...

Grind doesn’t just clean your mouth—it annihilates filth, backhands bacteria, and leaves your breath so fresh it should come with a restraining order.

Weak toothpaste plays nice. Grind fights dirty.

#JustGrind

DESIGNED FOR COMBAT

Your teeth have been through hell—it’s time to fight back.

  • Hydroxyapatite – Patches up your battle-scarred teeth like a back-alley medic. No gimmicks. Just science.
  • Theobromine – Chocolate that fixes your teeth instead of wrecking them. Yes, really.
  • Charcoal – Fights dirty. Leaves you clean. No mercy. No survivors.
  • Badass Mint – Got ass-breath? Consider it curb-stomped.
  • And because real grinders give a damn, Grind is 100% vegan, cruelty-free, and doesn’t test on anything with a pulse. A ruthless clean shouldn’t come at anyone else’s expense.

You grind hard. Your toothpaste should too.

I'm not Ready PUT ME IN, COACH

Whitens Dirty Teeth

Punishes Plaque

Combats Stank Breath

Soothes Dry Mouth on the Front Lines

Polishes & Cleans w/ Tactical Precision

Neutralizes Funky pH

Blasts Stains with Surgical Strikes

It's not rocket science...

IT'S MINT GONE MAD

This ain’t your grandma’s mint toothpaste. We took mint, dumped it in a beaker, cranked the danger dial to 11, and didn’t bother with a damn safety briefing. It doesn’t just wake you up—it throat punches bad breath, leaves your mouth feeling like a cryo-chamber, and makes weak-ass toothpaste look defeated.

Think of it as a mint mojito that got kicked out of a bar for fighting everyone. Unhinged. Unstoppable. Borderline illegal. This paste keeps you grinding harder, fresher, and more out of control than a raccoon on energy drinks.

Don’t brush soft. Brush savage.

Crafted in partnership with Celebrity Chef Andre Rush

TASTING NOTES

TOOTHPASTE WEAPONIZED

When Chef Andre Rush stepped into the Grind lab, it wasn’t your typical recipe testing. The man who flips 24-inch skillets for breakfast wasn’t about to settle for bland. Chef Rush didn’t “create” a flavor profile; he dominated it. With the same intensity he brings to crushing 2,222 pushups daily, he took Grind toothpaste and said, “We’re not here for basic, we are grind, dammit!”

He balanced bold and refreshing with an edge sharp enough to cut through the stankiest breath. This isn’t toothpaste—it’s a flavor experience engineered to hype your grind. Taste buds? Conquered. Breath? Weaponized. Dirty mouths? You’ve been warned.

Dentist Owned

Veteran Owned

Chef Owned

THE 10th DENTIST

“9 out of 10 Dentists”? Yeah, we don’t play those games. We’ve got one, and he’s an absolute unit. A U.S. Navy vet who’s seen it all and cleaned more Seaman’s teeth than we can count. If Dr. Jay Grossman says Grind is legit, you know it’s the real deal.

“With an RDA score of 79 (way below the limit of 250), Grind is one of the least abrasive toothpastes on the market."

Translation? It kicks bad breath’s ass without being a jackhammer for your teeth.

KICK-ASS FEEDBACK

"Great product with a great message. Get up and grind!"

Amazon Customer

"best overall toothpaste I've ever found"

Karen

"what toothpaste could and should be"

Amazon Customer

"best toothpaste ever sold"

Amazon Customer

"best toothpaste I've ever used"

Hunter

GRIND GOODS

Crafted for those that can handle it.