PUNISH PLAQUE
With a badass toothpaste for badass people. Built for the grinders, the hustlers, and anyone who refuses to let bad breath ruin their game.
Don't Blame Red Onion
Don't Blame Garlic
Don't Blame Tuna
Don't Blame Protein Shakes
Don't Blame Coffee
Don't Blame Alcohol
Don't Blame Soda
Don't Blame Chili
Don't Blame Curry
Don't Blame Cheese
GRIND THRU ANYTHING
Let’s get one thing straight—your breath is a crime scene. Your dentist is too polite to say it, but we’re not. This is on you. Don’t blame the tacos. Don’t blame the coffee. Don’t blame your sad, lazy excuses. Blame yourself. Own it. Then fix it...
Grind doesn’t just clean your mouth—it annihilates filth, backhands bacteria, and leaves your breath so fresh it should come with a restraining order.
Weak toothpaste plays nice. Grind fights dirty.
#JustGrind
DESIGNED FOR COMBAT
Your teeth have been through hell—it’s time to fight back.
- Hydroxyapatite – Patches up your battle-scarred teeth like a back-alley medic. No gimmicks. Just science.
- Theobromine – Chocolate that fixes your teeth instead of wrecking them. Yes, really.
- Charcoal – Fights dirty. Leaves you clean. No mercy. No survivors.
- Badass Mint – Got ass-breath? Consider it curb-stomped.
- And because real grinders give a damn, Grind is 100% vegan, cruelty-free, and doesn’t test on anything with a pulse. A ruthless clean shouldn’t come at anyone else’s expense.
You grind hard. Your toothpaste should too.
Whitens Dirty Teeth
Punishes Plaque
Combats Stank Breath
Soothes Dry Mouth on the Front Lines
Polishes & Cleans w/ Tactical Precision
Neutralizes Funky pH
Blasts Stains with Surgical Strikes
It's not rocket science...
IT'S MINT GONE MAD
This ain’t your grandma’s mint toothpaste. We took mint, dumped it in a beaker, cranked the danger dial to 11, and didn’t bother with a damn safety briefing. It doesn’t just wake you up—it throat punches bad breath, leaves your mouth feeling like a cryo-chamber, and makes weak-ass toothpaste look defeated.
Think of it as a mint mojito that got kicked out of a bar for fighting everyone. Unhinged. Unstoppable. Borderline illegal. This paste keeps you grinding harder, fresher, and more out of control than a raccoon on energy drinks.
Don’t brush soft. Brush savage.
Crafted for exceptional taste
TASTING NOTES
Elegant, smooth, lasts
Black, silver sparkles
Fresh, sweet
Complex, vanilla, coconut, mint
Toothbrush and movement. Pairs best with post-coffee breath.
Dentist Owned
Veteran Owned
THE 10th DENTIST
“9 out of 10 Dentists”? Yeah, we don’t play those games. We’ve got one, and he’s an absolute unit. A U.S. Navy vet who’s seen it all and cleaned more Seaman’s teeth than we can count. If Dr. Jay Grossman says Grind is legit, you know it’s the real deal.
“With an RDA score of 79 (way below the limit of 250), Grind is one of the least abrasive toothpastes on the market."
Translation? It kicks bad breath’s ass without being a jackhammer for your teeth.
KICK-ASS FEEDBACK
"Great product with a great message. Get up and grind!"
Amazon Customer
"best overall toothpaste I've ever found"
Karen
"what toothpaste could and should be"
Amazon Customer
"best toothpaste ever sold"
Amazon Customer
"best toothpaste I've ever used"
Hunter
GRIND GOODS
Crafted for those that can handle it.
